By checking out, you agree to the Good Time Policy, which means giggles are now mandatory. While completing your purchase, you are required to think funny thoughts and do no fewer than three Irish jigs (kilt optional). If at any point you catch yourself being too serious, you're obliged to watch a funny cat video and give yourself a high-five. Ignore anyone who asks you why you are clapping, and ask yourself, "why am I doing this in public?" Remember, any attempt at seriousness will be met with immediate scary consequences that are absolutely terrifying, so don't do it. Happy shopping and I hope your day turns out to be serendipitous.

If you have any questions or concerns, please feel free to contact me via carrier pigeon, smoke signal, or telepathy. Email and phone also work, but those are less fun.

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